Sunday, March 09, 2008

Bill Dance Fishing Bloopers

This looks like me when I go fishing. I wonder how many poles he goes through taping his show? Here's a link to Bill's website.

1 comment:

Malicious Intent said...

Ok, I almost posted this on my site...but now I realize...this is for you...

1:00am Alarm clock rings

2:00am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed

2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pick-up

3:00am Leave home for deep woods

3:15am Drive back home and pick up gun

3:30am Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight

4:00am Set up camp - Realize that you forgot the damned tent

4:30am Head out into woods

6:05am See eight (8) deer

6:06am Take aim and squeeze trigger

6:07am "Click"

6:08am Load gun while watching deer go over the hill

8:00am Head back to camp

9:00am Still looking for camp

10:00am Realize you don't know where the camp is

-Noon- Fire gun for help - eat some wild berries

12:15pm Ran out of bullets - 8 deer come back

12:20pm Strange feeling in stomach

12:30pm Realize you ate poison berries

12:45pm Rescued!!

12:55pm Rushed to the hospital to have stomach pumped

3:00pm Arrive back at camp

3:30pm Leave camp to kill deer

4:00pm Return to camp for bullets

4:01pm Load gun - leave camp again

5:00pm Empty gun on squirrel that is really bugging you

6:00pm Arrive at camp. See deer grazing in camp.

6:01pm Load Gun

6:02pm Fire gun

6:03pm One Dead Truck

6:05pm Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer!

6:06pm Suppress strong desire to shoot partner

6:07pm In doing so, stumble and fall into fire

6:10pm Change clothes, throw burned ones into fire

6:15pm Take pick-up, leave partner and his deer in woods

6:25pm Pick-up boils over - discover bullet hole in radiator

6:26pm Start walking

6:30pm Started crying, stumble and fall, drop gun in mud

6:35pm Meet great big Bear!

6:35pm Take aim

6:36pm Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud.

6:36pm Lose all control of bodily functions.

6:37pm Climb tree

9:00pm Bear departing, wraps gun around the tree

9:03pm Feeling relieved that bear is gone

9:04pm Start climbing down the tree

9:05pm Fall out of tree

-Midnight- Home at last

-Sunday- Sitting in bed with cast on leg watching TV, slowly
tearing hunting license into itty-bitty pieces, place into envelope,
mail to the Game Warden with very clear instructions.