tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12030736.post679325232393730990..comments2023-10-19T03:21:44.344-07:00Comments on Kilburn's Comedy Kapers: Bill Dance Fishing BloopersDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12104959254318115425noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12030736.post-67372739562777695772008-03-10T16:36:00.000-07:002008-03-10T16:36:00.000-07:00Ok, I almost posted this on my site...but now I re...Ok, I almost posted this on my site...but now I realize...this is for you...<BR/><BR/>THE DEER HUNT<BR/> 1:00am Alarm clock rings<BR/><BR/> 2:00am Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed<BR/><BR/> 2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pick-up<BR/><BR/> 3:00am Leave home for deep woods<BR/><BR/> 3:15am Drive back home and pick up gun<BR/><BR/> 3:30am Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight<BR/><BR/> 4:00am Set up camp - Realize that you forgot the damned tent<BR/><BR/> 4:30am Head out into woods<BR/><BR/> 6:05am See eight (8) deer<BR/><BR/> 6:06am Take aim and squeeze trigger<BR/><BR/> 6:07am "Click"<BR/><BR/> 6:08am Load gun while watching deer go over the hill<BR/><BR/> 8:00am Head back to camp<BR/><BR/> 9:00am Still looking for camp<BR/><BR/> 10:00am Realize you don't know where the camp is<BR/><BR/> -Noon- Fire gun for help - eat some wild berries<BR/><BR/> 12:15pm Ran out of bullets - 8 deer come back<BR/><BR/> 12:20pm Strange feeling in stomach<BR/><BR/> 12:30pm Realize you ate poison berries<BR/><BR/> 12:45pm Rescued!!<BR/><BR/> 12:55pm Rushed to the hospital to have stomach pumped<BR/><BR/> 3:00pm Arrive back at camp<BR/><BR/> 3:30pm Leave camp to kill deer<BR/><BR/> 4:00pm Return to camp for bullets<BR/><BR/> 4:01pm Load gun - leave camp again<BR/><BR/> 5:00pm Empty gun on squirrel that is really bugging you<BR/><BR/> 6:00pm Arrive at camp. See deer grazing in camp.<BR/><BR/> 6:01pm Load Gun<BR/><BR/> 6:02pm Fire gun<BR/><BR/> 6:03pm One Dead Truck<BR/><BR/> 6:05pm Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer!<BR/><BR/> 6:06pm Suppress strong desire to shoot partner<BR/><BR/> 6:07pm In doing so, stumble and fall into fire<BR/><BR/> 6:10pm Change clothes, throw burned ones into fire<BR/><BR/> 6:15pm Take pick-up, leave partner and his deer in woods<BR/><BR/> 6:25pm Pick-up boils over - discover bullet hole in radiator<BR/><BR/> 6:26pm Start walking<BR/><BR/> 6:30pm Started crying, stumble and fall, drop gun in mud<BR/><BR/> 6:35pm Meet great big Bear!<BR/><BR/> 6:35pm Take aim<BR/><BR/> 6:36pm Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud.<BR/><BR/> 6:36pm Lose all control of bodily functions.<BR/><BR/> 6:37pm Climb tree<BR/><BR/> 9:00pm Bear departing, wraps gun around the tree<BR/><BR/> 9:03pm Feeling relieved that bear is gone<BR/><BR/> 9:04pm Start climbing down the tree<BR/><BR/> 9:05pm Fall out of tree<BR/><BR/> -Midnight- Home at last<BR/><BR/> -Sunday- Sitting in bed with cast on leg watching TV, slowly<BR/>tearing hunting license into itty-bitty pieces, place into envelope,<BR/>mail to the Game Warden with very clear instructions.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.com