Walmart Bingo Fun

Walmart Bingo is always a blast to play. You will be surprised how easy it is to fill your bingo card up.

You Fail!

It's only Monday, it could be worse!

When Pumpkins Drink

Close but No Cigar

Someone had to say it!

Post Card for my Vegetarian Friends

Dumbest Illegal Immigrant

Running stop light = $100.00
DUI = $350.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $150.00
Putting you & your girlfriends photo on your fake drivers license = PRICELESS

The Peeps come out at Night

Funny Bathroom Sayings

Here I sit in deadly vapor, Wishing for some toilet paper.How long, I wonder, must I linger,Before I'm forced to use my finger?

Found printed on a condom machine."This is the worst chewing-gum I have ever ate!"

Seen written on a stall in a men's bathroom: "My wife follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not."

Be like Pop, Not like Sis. Lift the lid, Before you Piss!

What do you call Willy Wonka's bathroom? The candy man can.

Women's bathroom:"We aim to please, Men claim to please."

One over a Urinal: "We aim to please. You AIM TOO, PLEASE!"

in a large nasty scrawl) "I screwed your mother!"(below it in smaller more precise script)"Go home Dad, you're drunk!"

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Homeless Jedi

Homeless and Thirsty Warlock

Christmas has been cancelled