Bush the Comic

This is funny and scary at the same time.

Razorback Hogs

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are
authentic Arkansas razorback hogs.
I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, _"Excellent trade, sir."