The Tiny Toons episode you weren't supposed to see

This is so Funny! Banned episode of Tiny Toon Adventures from the early 90's. In it, Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck and Hamton Pig find a bottle of beer that never goes empty, then proceed to get drunk, steal a cop car, cause general chaos and collectively die by driving said car over a cliff.

Beer Now Cheaper Than Gas

How to open a Beer

These guys spent a Saturday and found some very unique ways to open beers.

2008 Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

So based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Miles per Gallon

A 2007 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per
year.

Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of
beer per year.

That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per
gallon.