The iPhone is my shepherd I shall not want.
It makes me download all kinds of apps.
It leads me beside 3G networks.
It guides me down paths unknown by others for it’s GPS sake.
Even though I drive through the valley of the shadow of no service, I will fear no evil for it is with me.
Your Bluetooth and headset, they comfort me.
You prepare a bill before me in the presence of my wallet.
You anoint my head with radiation.
My emails and text messages overfloweth.
Surely cell phone service will follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the land of free long distance and roaming forever.
Amen
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