8 year old twins invent wedgie-proof underwear. Funny video on Fox News!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Bad Joke of the Day!
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the
shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to
approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled
and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman
calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
The blonde driver eases it over onto the
shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to
approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled
and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman
calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
How to pass a drunk driving test
This has been around for awhile from Reno911 "How to pass a drunk driving test".
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Only in Amarillo Texas
Only in Amarillo Texas will you see horses parked outside the local Dairy Queen.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
How to beat tight security? Just be the DJ
Can't get into your favorite club? Well, just dress and act like the DJ and you can walk right on in, just watch!
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Paintball Tank
Student Builds Paintball Tank; I guess he got tired of getting his butt kicked in paintball, so he built a regulation paintball tank to put the odds in his favor.
Student Builds Paintball Tank - Watch more free videos
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