A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the
shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies and private parts to
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled
and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"