Here I sit in deadly vapor, Wishing for some toilet paper.How long, I wonder, must I linger,Before I'm forced to use my finger?
Found printed on a condom machine."This is the worst chewing-gum I have ever ate!"
Seen written on a stall in a men's bathroom: "My wife follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not."
Be like Pop, Not like Sis. Lift the lid, Before you Piss!
What do you call Willy Wonka's bathroom? The candy man can.
Women's bathroom:"We aim to please, Men claim to please."
One over a Urinal: "We aim to please. You AIM TOO, PLEASE!"
in a large nasty scrawl) "I screwed your mother!"(below it in smaller more precise script)"Go home Dad, you're drunk!"
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