Wednesday, November 21, 2007

You might be a Redneck if- Thanksgiving Version

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

5 comments:

Kyle & Svet Keeton said...

Makes me home sick.

So what is wrong with ketchup!!!

I love Moon Pies, The best desert ever!

Kyle

Kyle & Svet Keeton said...

You have a nice Thanksgiving.

Russia does not understand this Holiday. So I do not get to celebrate it any more,

Some things you miss.

Kyle

Titania Starlight said...

I guess I am not a Redneck afterall. :o)~

Mike Doe said...

Redneck jokes are always welcome in my book, and I grew up in a town (sorry, village) with a population of 151...including pets!

David said...

"Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies". We only serve that when we have dignitary's over.