Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Grandma's Birth control

THE DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN 80-YEAR-OLD
WOMAN FOR MOST OF HER LIFE FINALLY RETIRED. T
HER NEXT CHECKUP, THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO
BRING A LIST OF ALL THE MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN
PRESCRIBED FOR HER.

AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE,
HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED SHE HAD A
PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. "MRS. SMITH
DO YOU REALIZE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"

"YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."

"MRS. SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING IN THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU
SLEEP!" SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG
DOCTOR'S KNEE.

"YES, DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING, I GRIND
ONE UP AND MIX IT IN THE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT
MY 16 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS...AND BELIEVE
ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."

YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!

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