Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are
authentic Arkansas razorback hogs.
I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, _"Excellent trade, sir."