Every day, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady standing at the
coffee machine, inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that her hair
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a
harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's
threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith...............the midget."