The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by
two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again
by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have
no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old
lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed
a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old
woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your
mother."