a blonde wants to get a job at the police station so she goes to apply for the job. While there, the officer asks her what 1+1 is and she says 11 and he says well i guess you could look at it that way. Then he asks her what is a day of the week that starts with a T and she says today, and once again he says well i guess so. Then he asks one last question- who shot Abraham Lincoln? and she says let me think about and come back tomorrow.
When she gets home that night, her husband says how did it go? and she says "Great, i just got my first homicide case, i have to figure out who shot Abraham Lincoln"