A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have an oil shortage here in our
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in ALASKA, CALIFORNIA, OKLAHOMA,
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington.
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