Friday, July 22, 2005

The Gay flight attendant

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend,he came swishing down the aisle and
announced tothe passengers,

"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your
trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you. Tray-up, bitch."

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