Friday, February 29, 2008

Sad but True


A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller
window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.

She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he
wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Funny Bathroom Sayings


Here I sit in deadly vapor, Wishing for some toilet paper.How long, I wonder, must I linger,Before I'm forced to use my finger?

Found printed on a condom machine."This is the worst chewing-gum I have ever ate!"

Seen written on a stall in a men's bathroom: "My wife follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not."

Be like Pop, Not like Sis. Lift the lid, Before you Piss!

What do you call Willy Wonka's bathroom? The candy man can.

Women's bathroom:"We aim to please, Men claim to please."

One over a Urinal: "We aim to please. You AIM TOO, PLEASE!"

in a large nasty scrawl) "I screwed your mother!"(below it in smaller more precise script)"Go home Dad, you're drunk!"

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KFC Hillary Special

I usually stay away from politics , but I couldn't pass up the KFC Hillary Special.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

TSN Top 10 Funniest Superbowl Commercials

The Superbowl has been here and gone, but at least we still have the commercials. Here's TSN's Top 10 Funniest Superbowl Commercials. Be sure and count the number of Budlight commercials.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Funny Video-Parking Gone Wrong

This is what happens when parking goes wrong - A look at some of the worst parking ever done since the invention of the car.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Little Becky Prank Call


Here’s some great audio of an 8-year old girl from Dublin, Ireland making prank phone calls. Becky is featured on an Irish morning radio show. Get started with a clip (below) where she contacts a demolition company to blow up her school. Fill yer boots, man!. Click here to listen

Listen to more of Becky's Prank Calls

Funny Video Bangkok Insurance

Thursday, February 14, 2008

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend’s a Psycho

She needs constant affection, obsesses over your every move, and has a collage of photos of you on her wall—is she crazy about you, or just plain crazy? After you watch this video watch this one: How to tell if your boyfriend's a psycho. Trust me and watch both.

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend’s a Psycho

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Monday, February 11, 2008

How to open a Beer

These guys spent a Saturday and found some very unique ways to open beers.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Funny Video-Treadmill Madness

Here’s a fun clip of a treadmill event held on Haneru no Tobira (guest-starring Yoshio Kojima): Find more clips like this at Japan Probe

2008 Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

So based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Friday, February 01, 2008