Bush the Comic

This is funny and scary at the same time.

Japanese Pac-Man

I'm back on my Japanese kick again, here's the Pac-Man Arcade game Japanese style. Enjoy!

Michael Phelps An Olympic Moment

Michael Phelps caught behaving badly, this is so freaking funny! I spewed coffee everywhere after watching this clip.

Texan's Did it First

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.


Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in California an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ' California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.


One week later, a local newspaper in Cut and Shoot, reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture in Montgomery County, Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Therefore, Bubba has concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless

Motivational Poster of the Day

The Naked Drummer

Rainn Wilson in The Rocker. Opportunity Rocks 8/20/08

PIXAR - Lifted

I saw this Pixar short film "Lifted" in the theater and laughed my butt off!

Some Useful Condescending Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Bank Robber Prank

The Chasers play pranks on businesses. He would probably be shoot dead in the US.

Funny Japanese Pranks

A collection of hilarious pranks from Japanese TV. Some are really good with great reactions.

The Worst Phishing Email Ever

I received this phishing email yesterday and got a big chuckle from it.

You have get a Tax Refund on your Visa or MasterCard.
Complete the formular, and get your Tax Refund.

(Your Refund Amount Is $620.50)

http://link removed /www.irs.gov/portal/

Copyright © 2008 - Internal Revenue Service. All rights reserved.
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