Happy Festivus! I forgot all about "Festivus" until I discovered this compilation clip from Seinfeld. Enjoy!
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Merry Christmas
I would like to wish all of my readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! David
Thursday, December 20, 2007
The 12 pains of Christmas
This is an old one but it still makes me chuckle. Enjoy the 12 pains of Christmas
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Homer Simpson
The Simpsons shows homer Simpson taking a picture of himself every day for the next 39 year.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
What did you teach?
Aging Ain't Easy
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, "Surely I can't look that old." Well, you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my
first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way
too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I
asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"
You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat,
gray-haired, decrepit guy asked, "What did you teach?"
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, "Surely I can't look that old." Well, you'll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my
first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way
too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I
asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"
You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat,
gray-haired, decrepit guy asked, "What did you teach?"
Monday, December 17, 2007
eBay Scammer on Judge Judy
If you ever been scammed by someone on eBay you will enjoy this very much. Judge Judy lays down the law!
Friday, December 14, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Chinese Tattoo gone Wrong
A woman who had a tattoo of what she thought was her boyfriend's name has discovered it actually says "supermarket". I feel so sorry for her... NOT!
Monday, December 10, 2007
Funny Courtroom Testimony
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Friday, December 07, 2007
Photo booth Prank
A hidden camera in a photo booth and a voice of a lady that bugs the hell out of people
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Here Comes Another Bubble - The Richter Scales
Very funny video about all of the new web 2.0 technologies. Enjoy!
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