Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Miles per Gallon

A 2007 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per
year.

Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of
beer per year.

That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per
gallon.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Monday, April 09, 2007

Simpsons voice actors- on Late Night with Conan O'brien

Dand and Harry share their amazing voice talents on Conan's show. They even act out scenes together. A must see, much hilariousness.

Simpsons voice actors- on Late Night with Conan O'brien

Dand and Harry share their amazing voice talents on Conan's show. They even act out scenes together. A must see!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

24 Hour Pizza Delivery

Ever wonder what it would be like if Jack Bauer were a Pizza Delivery Driver instead of an agent for CTU? Between Seasons four and five of 24... Agent Jack Bauer, with aid from a former US President, faked his own death to avoid an unjust trial overseas. Unable to provide employers with his true identity, Jack Bauer succumbed to working many service industry jobs which he is, sadly, unqualified for. (more)

Whose Line - Gag Reel #1 - Uncensored

Uncensored Gag Reel from Whose Line is it Anyway. Contains adult language. USA version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPvVnrV1tow