Kilburn's Comedy Kapers: October 2007

Friday, October 26, 2007

The Salesman

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes
to a big "everything under one roof" department
store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in
Minnesota ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and
see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through
it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down."How many
customers bought something from you today?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20
to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65."

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you
sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook.
Then I sold him a medium fishhook.
Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to
need a boat, so we went down to the boat department
and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would
pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him
that 4x4 expedition."

The boss said,"A guy came in here to buy a fishhook,
and you sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!"

The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons
for his wife,and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot,
you should go fishing........"

Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Arkansas Wal-Mart Cake

This could only happen in Arkansas! We had a "going away" party yesterday for a lady at our Little Rock claim office. One of the supervisors called a Wal-Mart and ordered the cake. He told them to write:
"Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We will miss you".
As the picture shows, it didn't quite turn out right. It was too funny not to keep it.

Bad Day at the Gas Pump

A guy pulls up to a gas pump to fill up a gas can and leaves his car in neutral. While his back is turned the car rolls away into a small creek and its almost as if he doesn't even realize his car is gone. Dude!

Moron Lets Car Roll Away At Pump - Watch more free videos