The Fratellis turn to Jack Bauer when Chunk refuses to give up the Goonies' whereabouts.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don 't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called! Therapy.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don 't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called! Therapy.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Celebrity Jeopardy - The Best of Sean Connery part 2
The highlights from one of the funniest SNL sets of all time. (Poor Sound Quality.)
Friday, February 23, 2007
I'm on The People's Court
One man makes about 5 appearances on the part of the People's Court where they ask people on the street. Hilarious!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Friday, February 16, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Razorback Hogs
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are
authentic Arkansas razorback hogs.
I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, _"Excellent trade, sir."
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are
authentic Arkansas razorback hogs.
I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, _"Excellent trade, sir."
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Monday, February 05, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
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