The Engineer and the Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Joke of the Day

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They
pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime
in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson,
look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of
those have planets, it's quite likely there are some
planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like
Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our
tent!"