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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living,
with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing
or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,
loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, ! dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)

The Other Woman

Alfred and his wife, Barbara, are having dinner at a fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
Alfred a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
away.

Barbara glares at Alfred and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies Alfred, "she's my mistress, Jessica!"

"Well, that's the last straw," says Barbara. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce.

"I can understand that," replies Alfred, "but remember, if we get a divorce
it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage, no more yacht club,
no fine jewelry, or fancy cruises. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young
blonde babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks Barbara.

"That's his mistress," says Alfred.

"Ours is prettier," Barbara replies